If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't want my vagina anymore.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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