you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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