plz talk dirty to me
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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