Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We are two peas in an std pod
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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