Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize