I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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