Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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