I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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