whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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