I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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