It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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