This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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