i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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