I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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