OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
two words: eviction party
you will always have a special place in my vag
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i think i just lost a toe
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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