Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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