I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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