Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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