a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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