don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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