He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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