Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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