summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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