watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
So. Much. Porn.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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