Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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