Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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