you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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