another moral hangover. fuck.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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