Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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