don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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