Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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