i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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