So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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