Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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