why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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