Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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