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I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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