Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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