did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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