I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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