she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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