I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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