My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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