Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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