So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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