i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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