So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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