I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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