So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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