i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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